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Saturday, February 21, 2009

Tongue Twisters

posted by Kenny Koh Zhiyi @ 2:55 AM
Tongue Twisters!

1 Whether the weather be fine,
Or whether the weather be not;
Whether the weather be cold,
Or whether the weather be hot.
We'll weather the weather
Whatever the weather,
Whether we like it or not!

2 A Big black bug bit a big black bear;
Made the big black bear bleed blood.

3 She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

4 Mr See owned a saw.
And Mr Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw!

5 How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
And chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.